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A Movie In The Works...

My faithful side kick, Roselli, boy wonder attorney, tells me that a script is currently being written about my exploits. The working title is:

The Maskt Melvin, Soon To Be A Major Motion Picture (I Hope)

I think it could use some work...

MM

It was a dark stormy night...

I suppose it comes as no surprise, that with all this free time on my hands, I've decided to write my memoirs. In my day as a crime fighter, I've had a number of great adventures... like the time I battled my arch enemy, Archibald N. Amie'. Hmmm, I wonder if he could bring a lawsuit on me for talking about the details of it? I guess I should consult my attorney first. Actually, it wasn't really a battle as much as it was a disagreement. More like a misunderstanding. I'll have to get back to you on this memoir thing.

MM

Met with Roselli, my "boy wonder" attorney...

...truth be known, he's the one who probably got me into the mess I'm in, now. Anyway, he says he's been shopping me around, but that my demographic is kinda hard to get a grip on. I told him that it wasn't really a problem, because lately I've been voting independent.

Origins...

I guess you could say my origin is shrouded in myth, behind a facade of enigma, wrapped in mystery...or you might say I need to take a look at getting another PR guy. Whatever.
Here's one version of an origin story:
Far, far away, in a distant solar system lay the planet, MELVA!
Melva was inhibited by a civilization of real smart alecks, who were always trying to one-up each other in the brains department. One of them was a scientist who predicted that the planet was about to explode. Nobody really paid him any attention, because they were too busy trying to prove that the planet wasn't about to explode.
Undaunted and pretty darn cocksure of himself, the scientist built a little baby spaceship and promptly put his little baby inside, blasting him off to another planet in another solar system, that he hoped might sustain life.
Boy was his face red. It seems that he had miscalculated and the planet wasn't about to explode. They did, however, get an above average amount of rain that week.
I'm not really sure what happened to the kid, but I was thinking that it would make a really cool origin story. I'm negotiating the rights with Paul Garner...I'll get back to you on it.

Who knows what evil lurks....

...not me, I'm sorta out of the loop on the whole "evil lurking" thing. Times being what they are, I've had to resort to gigs like birthday parties and mall openings. Don't get me wrong, I'm still available...yessiree, I'm still out here keeping it real. You might have to contact me by email, though. My phone's been disconnected for the time being, but I do get down to the library and check the ol' email pretty regularly.