Who knows what evil lurks....

...not me, I'm sorta out of the loop on the whole "evil lurking" thing. Times being what they are, I've had to resort to gigs like birthday parties and mall openings. Don't get me wrong, I'm still available...yessiree, I'm still out here keeping it real. You might have to contact me by email, though. My phone's been disconnected for the time being, but I do get down to the library and check the ol' email pretty regularly.