It was a dark stormy night...

I suppose it comes as no surprise, that with all this free time on my hands, I've decided to write my memoirs. In my day as a crime fighter, I've had a number of great adventures... like the time I battled my arch enemy, Archibald N. Amie'. Hmmm, I wonder if he could bring a lawsuit on me for talking about the details of it? I guess I should consult my attorney first. Actually, it wasn't really a battle as much as it was a disagreement. More like a misunderstanding. I'll have to get back to you on this memoir thing.

MM